(See how that's all in caps, bold and extra large? That's so you'll pay attention, special, extra attention to this blog post.)
I have a birthday coming up (as do you but that's besides the point, your present has already been purchased and is currently awaiting the wrapping treatment). I don't even really want to do anything this year. Just a simple meal, maybe even at home (gasp!). However, I really really really really really want this:
It's a Moroccan pompom blanket, which you are probably going to say is ugly. But, trust me, it is not ugly. And we need it for our bed statum. In grey, just like you've been asking for. Or maybe even camel. Camel would be quite lovely too. I'm also rather fond of the natural. Think this:
Isn't she gorgeous? But I think you, my love, might be a tad tired of the white bedding so I am perfectly willing to compromise.
If you knew how many hours I've spent scouring the web for this blanket, searching high and low, sending emails of inquiry, you would surely understand how excited I was this morning when it popped up on a blog. How my heart nearly skipped a beat when I saw it. Oh, it has to be mine!
Here is a link to the store where you can purchase it. All you have to do is punch in your credit card digits, enter a shipping address and then, voila, my birthday is all done and taken care nearly an entire month in advance (as you can see, I'm really just trying to help you out here. You know, make it easier for you, take the stress of birthday shopping away. Just doin my job bein a good girlfriend!).
Ok, that's it. Um. Also, don't forget that I still want my US Weekly subscription renewed. In addition to this lovely little ditty. That's not too much to ask, is it?
I love you to the moon and back.