Weird baubles to make you holler.
These things are pretty much the definition of the ugly:: pretty. Globula blobula. Swoon. They are also insanely expensive so there's that. But golly they belong on my coffee table with those links. Could you imagine a more insane textural experience?
So. I know I'm already married and am, unfortunately, rather enamored of my husband. But I really need a sugar daddy. I won't be able to fulfill any obligations to you other than spending all of your money on silly things for my house but I will do that so well you won't be able to say no. Any takers?
All images via Pamela Sunday